Yes, I’m an obsessed mother of corgis. So, I present you with a gem of stupidity sparked by an interaction I had with my lightly-toasted girl, Brioche. There’s no deep message here. Just a bit of silliness inspired by my need to de-stress. I hope it brings you a fraction of the joy it brought me.
The Corgis Theme Song
(Sung to the tune of “Part of Your World”)
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Look at this stuff
Isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete?
Wouldn’t you think we’re the corgs
The corgs who have everything?
Look at this room
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one Bark Box hold?
Looking around here you’d think
Sure, we’ve got everything.
We’ve got dog bones and chewies aplenty
We’ve got squeakers and plushies galore
You want tennis balls?
We’ve got twenty.
But who cares?
No big deal
We want more
We want to be where the humans are
We want go
Want to go on walkies
Eatin’ lots of those
(Whad’ya call it?) Oh quiche
Sittin’ at home you don’t get to far
Stumps are meant for jumpin’, dancin’
Strollin’ along without
A (what’s that word again?) leash
We wanna walk
We wanna run
We wanna toast our butts in the sun
Wanderin’ free
Wish we could be
Part of your world
What would we give
If we could live
By your side always?
What would we pay
To spend a day
At the dog park
Chew bones and then bark
While our humans snark
And they don’t reprimand their corgis
Just for loving
And always wanting
to bork after dark
We’re ready to know what the humans know
Ask ‘em our questions
And get some answers
What’s a “momo” and why are you
Obsessed with our butts?
When’s it our turn
Wouldn’t we love
Love to eat all the treats that we want
Corgs should run free
We just wanna be
Part of your world
***********************
Oh and, if you want to see more of Brioche and Miko (Side-Eye and the Derp), follow them on instagram at @brioche.and.miko.corgis
Or buy their merch! https://www.redbubble.com/shop/p/45729280.5X2YF?asc=u
The Corgis Theme Song
(Sung to the tune of “Part of Your World”)
***********************
Look at this stuff
Isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete?
Wouldn’t you think we’re the corgs
The corgs who have everything?
Look at this room
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one Bark Box hold?
Looking around here you’d think
Sure, we’ve got everything.
We’ve got dog bones and chewies aplenty
We’ve got squeakers and plushies galore
You want tennis balls?
We’ve got twenty.
But who cares?
No big deal
We want more
We want to be where the humans are
We want go
Want to go on walkies
Eatin’ lots of those
(Whad’ya call it?) Oh quiche
Sittin’ at home you don’t get to far
Stumps are meant for jumpin’, dancin’
Strollin’ along without
A (what’s that word again?) leash
We wanna walk
We wanna run
We wanna toast our butts in the sun
Wanderin’ free
Wish we could be
Part of your world
What would we give
If we could live
By your side always?
What would we pay
To spend a day
At the dog park
Chew bones and then bark
While our humans snark
And they don’t reprimand their corgis
Just for loving
And always wanting
to bork after dark
We’re ready to know what the humans know
Ask ‘em our questions
And get some answers
What’s a “momo” and why are you
Obsessed with our butts?
When’s it our turn
Wouldn’t we love
Love to eat all the treats that we want
Corgs should run free
We just wanna be
Part of your world
***********************
Oh and, if you want to see more of Brioche and Miko (Side-Eye and the Derp), follow them on instagram at @brioche.and.miko.corgis
Or buy their merch! https://www.redbubble.com/shop/p/45729280.5X2YF?asc=u
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